Valentine’s Day Jokes

Fun, family-friendly Valentine's Day jokes for everyone! 

Q1. How did the cashew share its feelings with the almond?

Q2. Why did the skeleton break up with their boyfriend?

Q3. What flowers should you not give your crush on Valentine's Day?

Q4. What do you call two grasshoppers in love?

Q5. Which flower is the best at kissing?

Q6. What did one cantaloupe write to the other on Valentine's Day?

Q7. What do you call two sparrows who got engaged?

Q8. How did the orca ask the other to be their valentine?

Q9. What did one piece of toast say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Q10. What did one coffee say to their shy crush?