Teddy bear jokes for kids. Clean, family-friendly fun. Check them out! Perfect for a teddy bear's picnic.
Q1. What did the Teddy bear say when he was offered a second helping?
Q2. How do you start a teddy bear race?
Q3. What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
Q4. What do you call a Teddy bear at the North Pole?
Q5. How do Teddies keep their houses cool in summer?
Q6. What’s the difference between a Teddy bear and an apple?
Q7. What’s a teddy bears favorite pasta?
Q8. Why is the letter 'D' like a bear's tummy button?
Q9. How do teddy bears keep fit?
Q10. How do teddy bears go on holiday?