Teddy Bear Jokes

Teddy bear jokes for kids. Clean, family-friendly fun. Check them out! Perfect for a teddy bear's picnic.

Q1. What did the Teddy bear say when he was offered a second helping?

Q2. How do you start a teddy bear race?

Q3. What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

Q4. What do you call a Teddy bear at the North Pole?

Q5. How do Teddies keep their houses cool in summer?

Q6. What’s the difference between a Teddy bear and an apple?

Q7. What’s a teddy bears favorite pasta?

Q8. Why is the letter 'D' like a bear's tummy button?

Q9. How do teddy bears keep fit?

Q10. How do teddy bears go on holiday?

Teddy bear jokes for kids.