Sheep Jokes

Our funny sheep jokes for kids will have them chuckling and giggling! Try out our sheep puns. Promise they're not that baaaa-d!

Q1. Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

Q2. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

Q3. What do you call a sheep with no legs?

Q4. How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

Q5. How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater?

Q6. What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?

Q7. What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?

Q8. What do you call a dancing sheep?

Q9. Where do sheep go on vacation?

Q10. What football club do sheep like?

Sheep jokes for kids. Family friendly, clean jokes for kids.