School Jokes for Kids

Funny, family-friendly school jokes for kids.

Q1. What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?

Q2. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Q3. Why didn't the nose want to go to school?

Q4. What did the pen say to the pencil?

Q5. What object is the king of the classroom?

Q6. What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?

Q7. Why did the student bring a ladder on the bus?

Q8. How do you get straight A's?

Q9. What did the sharpener say to the pencil?

Q10. How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?