Polar Bear Jokes

Funny, family friendly polar bear jokes for kids.

Q1. Why did the polar bear swim across the river?

Q2. Why don’t polar bears like fast food?

Q3. Where do you find polar bears?

Q4. What do polar bears have for lunch?

Q5. How do polar bears send letters?

Q6. What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?

Q7. What's white, furry, wears sunglasses, and snoozes in the sun all day?

Q8. What is white, furry and goes RRRRG! RRRRG!?

Q9. What is a polar bear's favorite breakfast?

Q10. What do you call a polar bear on thin ice?

Funny polar bear jokes for children