Funny Vampire Jokes

Funny vampire jokes. These clean, funny and simple jokes are perfect for kids. Can be used for Halloween parties or just for kids who love to tell jokes.

If you want even more funny vampire jokes then you can download and print out our joke worksheets which have 20 funny vampire jokes for just $1!

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Q1. What is Dracula’s favourite sport?

Q2. What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

Q3. What’s red, made of strawberries, and sucks your blood?

Q4. Why did Dracula go to school?

Q5. What do you get if you cross a vampire with a sheep?

Q6. What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Q7. What did Dracula say when he was given a present?

Q8. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?

Q9. What do you call a duck with fangs?

Q10. What happened at the vampires race?

Funny Vampire Jokes for kids
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